Throats

My throat is sore. Ever since about sixish. A Slurpee wasn't a sufficient soothing agent. Neither was a brisk gargle of salt water. I've always wanted to try one of those sprays. Yenno, one of those sprays. I remember the spray bottles I used to get as a kid which spewed out mists of flavored sugar-water. Those were the sprays.

Jailbreak

Oh how I am awaiting the iPod touch 2G jailbreak. The day the masters on the Chronic-dev team come out with it, i will in fact distribute disaster through out the confines of my pants. What in the world is a jailbreak, you ask? Well, it basically just hacks into the iPod, from there you can customize the shit out of it and make it do pretty much anything you want. Instead of paying for apps which cost anywhere from $3-$200 in the app store, you can get them for free with a jailbroken iPod. It's pretty much the best thing that has happened to the iPod since sliced bread, and when i swapped my 1st gen iPod for the 2nd gen and found out there wasn't a jailbreak for it yet, I yelled for a solid day or two. I've been on the Chronic Dev blog everyday to see where the jailbreak stands, and it's getting close my pals...it's getting damn close. And as for Apple's profit, I don't know whether or not they'll gain or lose money from this debauchery. On one side, it will increase the sales of the iPod touch immensely. On the other hand, sales of their apps will drop significantly. So the question you have to ask is whether or not they're income is coming from the iPod itself, or the ridiculously priced apps that Apple has cast upon us.

Yours sincerely,
StrawberryAndre

Cats in Paris

this is like:
-drugs
-so fun to play mario kart to
-heavy epic college electro

a cat

Fuck, to say the least

School begins on Monday. The day after tomorrow. Fuck, to say the least. I'm gonna have to part with getting up at 2:30pm everyday. Which wasn't fun at all after the third day or so. But getting up 5 hours earlier than my Holiday break wake-up schedule won't be good either. Why am I in biology class? what a waste of my fuckin' time I'll tell you what. It's hard as shit and I've forgotten everything over the break. Exams are soon and I don't remember the first thing about gastric juices or digestive enzymes. The only thing I remember the function of is salivary amylase. It helps break down starch dummy. For your health!

Here's something I thought you might not have in mind



Now that gives new meaning to the phrase "Cat"!

Sashay

Moisten Your Fence Wood

Supposedly adult swim is gay with there piss and won't allow people to watch their video's if they're on another site or something irresponsible like that. It's blasphemy, I'm aware. Click here if you still care to watch the video. It's the fifth one from the top, but feel free to watch the others. "Oh, okay I'll be sure to."

white snow red as strawberries in the summertime

oh

Some dope hands that you should probably get your shit on

Animal Collective- Feels

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Animal Collective- Merriweather Post Pavilion

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Anthony Green- Avalon

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Dance Gavin Dance- Downtown Battle Mountain

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Dance Gavin Dance- Self Titled

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Dance Gavin Dance- Whatever I Say Is Royal Ocean

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Emarosa- Relativity

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Fionn Regan- The End Of History

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Kings Of Convenience- Riot On An Empty Street

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Lite- Flimlets

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Minus The Bear- Menos El Oso

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Saosin- Translating The Name (EP)

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Pearl Jam- Discography, 11 albums, every song's a winner.


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This Town Needs Guns- This Town Needs Guns

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Akron/Family

I've been listening to "Love and Space" by Akron/Family on repeat for quite some time now. My dreams will most likely consist of love and space.

Uncontrolable

Toilets are far too small. A big toilet would be conveniently maintenance-free. To put it in layman's terms, I hate it when I urinate on the toilet seat and have to clean it up with toilet paper. It's a disgusting and intolerable inconvenience. Below is a diagram I made of a virtually flawless porcelain bowl. To give you some perspective, the man beside the toilet is 9 feet tall and strangely obese.