Uncontrolable

Toilets are far too small. A big toilet would be conveniently maintenance-free. To put it in layman's terms, I hate it when I urinate on the toilet seat and have to clean it up with toilet paper. It's a disgusting and intolerable inconvenience. Below is a diagram I made of a virtually flawless porcelain bowl. To give you some perspective, the man beside the toilet is 9 feet tall and strangely obese.