Vin, Vin, Vin

I went to see "Fast and Furious", and I gotta say, I'm pretty impressed. I thought it'd be like the others, with a story line just like the first, but it actually wasn't. Who am I kidding, yes it was, but it was decent nonetheless and I quite enjoyed it. I'm not going to review the film and give you a synopsis of some sort, cause that'd be a waste of yours and my time. The real reason I'm writing about this is because I've made a belated new years resolution: to become Vin Diesel. Mark my words that at some point in time, I'd say before I turn 21, that I will have the body of Vin Diesel (from the neck down that is...except for his package, god knows what he's packin'). Say what you want about Vin, but I solemnly swear that one day I will be able to dangle an engine suspended by a chain over a man's head with one hand, while interrogating him at the same time.

Stefan

What the name Stefan means, according to the urban dictionary. Most of the definitions seem pretty spot-on. Click here to get to there. Enjoy, contrast, be delighted.

All I Want for Christmas

A real bowl

Back off on the old guy

I haven't posted anything in a little over a month. This was brought to my attention by my old pal Mr. Nyk. Much thanks and I'm happy to be back on the ol' blogging horse. Well, I haven't much to write for today. Nothing too exciting has been going on. There was a nice pep rally in the west gymnasium today. It was rather bashful and I couldn't be happier to get the fuck out. Just a lotta jocks and semi-lunar jokes all cramed into 80 minutes. Hopefully my creative juices will start to get their flows on, since i've been doing nothing but photoshop for the past 2 months. So, gr8 to B back and I'll talk to ya'all real nice and soon.

Throats

My throat is sore. Ever since about sixish. A Slurpee wasn't a sufficient soothing agent. Neither was a brisk gargle of salt water. I've always wanted to try one of those sprays. Yenno, one of those sprays. I remember the spray bottles I used to get as a kid which spewed out mists of flavored sugar-water. Those were the sprays.

Jailbreak

Oh how I am awaiting the iPod touch 2G jailbreak. The day the masters on the Chronic-dev team come out with it, i will in fact distribute disaster through out the confines of my pants. What in the world is a jailbreak, you ask? Well, it basically just hacks into the iPod, from there you can customize the shit out of it and make it do pretty much anything you want. Instead of paying for apps which cost anywhere from $3-$200 in the app store, you can get them for free with a jailbroken iPod. It's pretty much the best thing that has happened to the iPod since sliced bread, and when i swapped my 1st gen iPod for the 2nd gen and found out there wasn't a jailbreak for it yet, I yelled for a solid day or two. I've been on the Chronic Dev blog everyday to see where the jailbreak stands, and it's getting close my pals...it's getting damn close. And as for Apple's profit, I don't know whether or not they'll gain or lose money from this debauchery. On one side, it will increase the sales of the iPod touch immensely. On the other hand, sales of their apps will drop significantly. So the question you have to ask is whether or not they're income is coming from the iPod itself, or the ridiculously priced apps that Apple has cast upon us.

Yours sincerely,
StrawberryAndre

Cats in Paris

this is like:
-drugs
-so fun to play mario kart to
-heavy epic college electro

a cat

Fuck, to say the least

School begins on Monday. The day after tomorrow. Fuck, to say the least. I'm gonna have to part with getting up at 2:30pm everyday. Which wasn't fun at all after the third day or so. But getting up 5 hours earlier than my Holiday break wake-up schedule won't be good either. Why am I in biology class? what a waste of my fuckin' time I'll tell you what. It's hard as shit and I've forgotten everything over the break. Exams are soon and I don't remember the first thing about gastric juices or digestive enzymes. The only thing I remember the function of is salivary amylase. It helps break down starch dummy. For your health!

Here's something I thought you might not have in mind



Now that gives new meaning to the phrase "Cat"!

Sashay

Moisten Your Fence Wood

Supposedly adult swim is gay with there piss and won't allow people to watch their video's if they're on another site or something irresponsible like that. It's blasphemy, I'm aware. Click here if you still care to watch the video. It's the fifth one from the top, but feel free to watch the others. "Oh, okay I'll be sure to."